Why Did I Do That?: A novel by me, with special guest appearances by several alcoholic beverages
*snifts wine* do i detect a hint of grapes?
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
Like boys who kill girls after rejection